OK there's no random or bullshit subsection on this forum so im just going to post this here for the moment....

Here's the scenario: You're stranded at an island far far away from home, and danger lurks around every corner. You get to choose:

1) a companion
2) primary weapon
3) secondary weapon
4) any other useful item
5) any other specification

Here's mine:

1) Gordan Freeman
2) Katana
3) Chainsaw arm ala Evil Dead
4) Fleshlight .... (www.fleshlight.com)
5) I can use iddqd at will

1) Dogar Uran Chu (dogar flying XXXX)
2) Poisoned Cheese Burger
3) Helmet
4) Hilal ki Ding Dong bubble
5) I can ride dogar

1)sheela =p .(mortal combat ) .i would mind being stranded with her.
2)butterfly(dota)
3)invisibility cloak
4)condom(safety first)buwahahah
5)the ability of transfiguring into anything.